tell a lie to the person above you

[mickeybob]

well go on...

[Thunderfox]

My mother is Al Gore, master of the universe.

[Inomae]

No, YOU are Al Gore, Master of the universe and savior of the CGI polar bears that can't find any ice.

[Shadow]

Actually, Al Gore is my third-removed father who left when the evil monkey clones began throwing rotten banana peels on the endangered hippos.

[cutecat28]

I'm a white tiger , lol

[xtmx]

I am NOT the owner of alleypets, which is NOT better than any petsite you can make.

[Inomae]

Al Gore does not like Alley pets. :)

[Rezert]

I love Elyzeria. LOL Just kidding.

Your mom is a ponpon.

[electric_blue_kirby]

Voice 1:

Did you know, Rezert? There's an interesting story that just got leaked. Apparently, samples of ants from rural areas have proven positive for an as of yet unnamed virus. What this virus does is that it infects the ant, and functions in part like a brain parasite. It causes these ants to crawl onto the tops of blades of grass, and simply stay there. Then, these blades of grass are eaten by cows during their grazing, where the virus then begins to infect the cow. At this stage, like many other diseases, it becomes fecal based. But this is where it gets more interesting. You see, this fecal matter fertilizes the ground and then causes all the plant life which grows from the affected ground to be capable of spreading the virus, Therefore, all the cows grazing from this area become infected and continue the cycle of spreading it. Scientists are calling this "Phase One" and are unsure of what the virus will do next. It is unknown if humans are capable of contracting the virus, but if they are, I am afraid to report that you, I, and everyone we know probably already has it. The governments of the world do not want to release this information for a number of reasons. The global economy would tank if all plant life and beef stopped selling. There would be a panic, and potentially riots. Governments and nations could topple. So, instead, they're simply quietly quarantining areas known to be affected (making up reasons as they go along) while waiting to see what happens and working on a way to combat it.

This could be the biggest epidemic humanity will ever face. I hope you've lived a full life, Rezert, because you just might not have much of one left.

[Rezert]

Yes actually I have heard of that.

(No really though look up 500,000 plastic coffins...it's freaky http://www.infowars.com/?p=3462)

[marblekittykat]

I ate a thousand cheesecakes.

[electric_blue_kirby]

Voice 1:

Hey, Marblekittykat, once you recover from your inevitable indigestion, you might want to check out this movie theatre in Georgia. Go in, and order two large Cokes and a small popcorn. When you receive your food, instead of a receipt you'll get a movie ticket for theatre 17. Hand your ticket to the man collecting them. He'll greet you by name, and tell you it is on the left. Go all the way down. You might think it's not there, but don't worry, it's just downstairs. Go in once you find it. You'll be the only one there. Sit right in the middle of the second row. A brief, grainy, black and white movie will start to play. It will show you exactly how you will die. You will die in two years or less, exactly as shown in that film.

[xtmx]

Hey ebk! Gannondorf will come to your house and slaughter you at SSBB!

[electric_blue_kirby]

Voice 1:

Xtmx, I'm so sorry. You see, I just killed your family a few days ago. Now, I'm sure that statement seems bizarre to you. You know where your family is, and they're safe and sound. But the thing is, I killed your real family. You see, I work for the secret government branch of Future Research in Eugenics and Antrhopic Killers (FREAK). What we were trying to do was make the super solider. You know, one of those humans with Superman like abilities. Now, we have to share funding with groups like that military project where fellows try to kill goats just by staring at them, but we still managed to get something done. Unfortunately, what with our lack of budget, there were what we'll just call "problems." Our projects, the soldiers, well they started acting on their own and escaping. We managed to disable the powers in the one we had just made, but the rest got away and have been wreaking havoc that we've had a hell of a time covering up. The one that we disabled the powers in? Well we gave that one to the family of one our ex-agents. That one is you, Xtmx. And your real family? Well, we just tracked them down in Sudan, and I had to personally kill each and every one of them with a secret weapon we spent years developing. Do you know what that's like, Xtmx? To have to kill them and watch them die? See your babies murdered by your own hand? I killed them three days ago and I haven't slept since. Every time I close my eyes, I just see their faces screaming in agony. But I don't cry. No, I can't cry anymore, because I'm just dead inside after all these years at FREAK. I tell you, Xtmx, mankind is truly a wretched creature. I'd kill myself if I weren't already dead.

[cpvr]

The person above me is the craziest of all.