The Banning Game

[nebula]

This is a simple game, you just to think of a reason my the person above you should be banned!

etc

person 2: I ban *username here* because s/he used a smilie.

[ben]

I ban you for not using proper punctuation on your second line. Furthermore, your first line could have been compounded better with a prepositional phrase.

:)

[comanches_girl]

i. ban, you! for criticizing? punctuation;

[Julia]

I ban you for your impropper us of grammer. Also for not capalizing your I

[nebula]

I ban you for having exactly 132 posts.

[Julia]

I ban you for just regristing this month.

[Wes]

I ban you for being a girl.

(No, I'm not sexist ;P)

[Julia]

I ban you for saying no Im not sexist.

[xtmx]

I ban you because you changed the "e" in Julie to an "a".

[comanches_girl]

i ban you for being online

[dashundpuppy3]

I ban you because I want to

[ben]

I ban you for irritating me. ^^

[electric_blue_kirby]

Voice 1:

I ban you because I can't watch videos on Niconico right now, and as the most recent poster in this thread, it is by some means of Playhouse logic your fault.

[ben]

I ban you because when I red your post my favorite song changed on my play list. ^_^

[Julia]

I ban you because while Im trying to thing of what song it is Im getting distracted. Therefore I ban you for its beiing your fault that Im not studying for finals.

[comanches_girl]

I ban you for putting 2 i's in being.

[nebula]

I ban you because my computer is slow, even if it has nothing to do with you.

[Julia]

I ban you nebula for blaming it on comanches_girl.

[nebula]

I ban you for banning me

[ben]

I ban you for not having an adequate excuse for banning Julia!

[cng885]

I ban u because i dont like you, and the word adequat is a wierd word and as of now its illegal!!!!

[dashundpuppy3]

I ban you because I am nice:)

[Julia]

I ban you because you do not have a good banning excuse.

[cng885]

I ban Jullia for not having an Avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[comanches_girl]

i ban you for your avatar matching your siggy

[cng885]

Ahh i ban u for insulting my avatar and my siggy!!!

[Revvi]

I ban you for saying 'u' instead of 'you'.

[cng885]

I ban YOU for saying that YOU are banning me for saying 'u' instead of 'YOU'!

[Revvi]

I ban you for using to many capital letters.

[cng885]

I Ban You For Banning Me!

[Revvi]

I ban you for using a ban that's been used before.

[cng885]

I ban you because you dont have an avatar!

[compaq_xp]

I ban you because my avatar is cooler then yours...xd

[cng885]

I ban you for using an improper emoticon!

Its, xD

[compaq_xp]

I ban you for correcting my improper emoticon

[cng885]

I ban you because i want too!!!

[compaq_xp]

I Ban you for Baning Me, For Baning you.

[cng885]

I ban you for banning me, for banning you, for banning me.

[compaq_xp]

I Ban you for banning other users.

[cng885]

I ban you for a wierd username

[Revvi]

I ban you for a weird username.

[cng885]

I ban you because you insulted my username!

[xtmx]

I ban you for liking phplug vPet.

[compaq_xp]

I ban you for......for.....Owning a Website

[cng885]

I ban you for using to many dots!

[comanches_girl]

i ban you for having the number 8 twice in your username

[cng885]

I ban you for not using a puncuation!

[comanches_girl]

i ban you for posting a lot on this board

[cng885]

I ban you for having a wierd username!

[compaq_xp]

I ban you for having a username that I don't know what it means

[cng885]

I ban you for insulting my username AGAIN!

btw it is my initials, plus my fav number 88, plus the number 5 because that is the last number of the year i was born in!

[comanches_girl]

i ban you for getting offended :P


lol well if its any consolation 8 is my favorite number lol.

[cng885]

I ban you guys for not playing my playhouse game.

[Julia]

I ban you for copying my game. I ban you for maybe somebody will reply and nobody replied to mine.

[Wes]

I ban all of you because it's one step closer to World Domination.

[comanches_girl]

i ban you for trying to take over the world.

[Julia]

I ban you for banning him to try and take over the world.

[Revvi]

I ban you because I'm on a ban-fest like neo is everyday. :o

[comanches_girl]

i ban you because you mentioned neo

[Julia]

I ban you for both metioning neo.

[cng885]

I ban you menching neo!

[Julia]

I ban you for being an admin on a pet site.

[cng885]

I ban myself for....having over 100 posts!

[Julia]

I ban you because you can not ban yourself. That is not the point o the game.

[cng885]

I ban you for banning for banning myself!

[Julia]

I ban you because your not playing the game right.

[nebula]

I ban you for banning someone for not playing the game right when there is no right or wrong way of playing this game! : P

[comanches_girl]

i ban you for being a newbie.

[nebula]

I ban you for banning me for being a newbie when you are one too!

[compaq_xp]

I ba you both for having less posts the I.

[cng885]

I ban you for to many typos!

[compaq_xp]

I ban you for pointing out the typo's in my posts.

[era]

I ban you for all grammatic errors

[cng885]

I ban you for not using a period.

[Julia]

I ban you because you baned her for not using a period.

Wow this game is so much fun.

[era]

I ban you for being post number 75.

[cng885]

I ban you for being 76.

[era]

I ban you for being banned more then once.

[Julia]

I ban you because your a newbie.

[cng885]

I ban you for calling her a newbie!

[Julia]

I ban you because you have less posts then me.

[Rozi]

I ban you for joining in December.

[Julia]

I ban you for joining in july and only posting ten messages.

[MishieMoo]

I ban you for not having an avatar! Shame shame!

[Julia]

I ban you for baning me for not having an avitar.

[Rozi]

I ban you because I now have 12 posts XD

[Julia]

I ban you becuase you joined in July and have only posted twelve times.

[Rozi]

I ban you for being mean to inactive people x3

[puppydog]

I ban you for not having a capital I

[puppydog]

I have just started up a new banning game :D::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay

[Julia]

I ban you becuase you started a new one.

[puppydog]

i ban u for talking

[stuffradio]

I ban you for being a puppydog

[Julia]

I ban you because you join in June.

[Rozi]

I ban you for having the same name as this girl I don't like from my school. X3 (Not that I don't like you or anything =D)

[Julia]

I ban you because because you have a black cat as an avitar. I like cats but not black cats.

[Rozi]

I ban yooou for being racist against black cats D<

[Julia]

I ban you because you misspelled you.

[cng885]

I ban you for not making sinse!

[Wes]

I ban you for being a "VPL Explorer" ;P

[Daisy]

I ban you because Fox News told me your icon has the ability for players to engage in full graphic sex! How dare you expose children to this filth!

;D

[Julia]

I ban you because I do not know what your talking about.

[nebula]

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[nebula]

I ban you because you don't get what daisy is talking about when I do!

[Rozi]

I ban you for posting twice. >3

[Leah]

I ban you for pointing out a double-post.

[Julia]

I ban you because your the highest rank.

[xtmx]

I ban you because I know this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who knows this girl who knows this guy who has a grudge on you.

[Julia]

I ban you because how do you know your sure?

[Leah]

I never even noticed my rank had changed. XD

I ban you for being told someone has a grudge on you.

[Julia]

I ban you for not knowing your rank changed.

[Talisman13]

I ban you for having more posts than me. xD

[Wes]

I ban you for being the Simon Champion AND posting at 9:01.

[Ken]

I ban you for having a Green Username.

[Wes]

I ban you for having the same colored username as everyone else (except the forum staff) ;P

[Shantred]

I ban you for posting at 2:55pm!

[Leah]

I ban you for saying Wes posted at 2:55pm when it says he posted at 3:55pm for me.

[xtmx]

I ban you for flunking your Time-Zones test.

[Shantred]

I ban you for having an x at both the beginning AND end of your name. One x, is understand, BUT TWO!? Who do you think you are? Chuck Norris? I think not.

[Julia]

I ban you for people beating my two high scores in the arcade. Even though it has nothing to do with you.

[Shantred]

I ban you for joining the forums in december of '07. See what happens when you wait until the last minute?

[Leah]

I ban you for not having a high score.

(xtmx, I know very well about time zones, but at the time I couldn't think of anything else to post.)

[Julia]

I ban you for having a very cute avitar.

[Leah]

I ban you for not having as many posts as I do.

(Oh, and thank you for the compliment Julia.)

[Shantred]

insta-ban for misspelling "avatar" lol
EDIT: insta-ban for Leah for posting JUST before I did o.o

[Leah]

I ban you for "intsa-banning" me. XD

[Shantred]

I ban you for being so damn 1337.

[Julia]

I ban you for being a newbie.

[Shantred]

It wouldn't be right if I banned you for being a Chatterbox, but I'm going to anyway xD

[Julia]

I ban you for joining this month.

[Leah]

I ban you for having an even number of posts.

[Julia]

Wrong. Not anymore. I ban you for having two highscores in the arcade.

[Leah]

I ban you for correcting me.

[Shantred]

I ban you for having over an hour since your last reply

[Ken]

I ban you for being online

[MishieMoo]

I ban you because there are no purple unicorns flying in the sky.

[Leah]

I ban you for saying you live "nowhere".

Edit: I ban you for having a 3 syllable username.

[Shantred]

I ban you for making post # 137, which is curiously similar to 1337. 3P|C PH4|1

[Ken]

I ban you for being a VPL Newbie.

[Leah]

I ban you for joining before me.

[Shantred]

I ban you for having an avatars where cows look like they are frowning twice

[Ken]

I ban you for having "tred" in your username

[Leah]

I ban you for having an avatar wearing sunglasses.

[Ken]

I ban you for having 1337 under your name.

[Leah]

I ban you for restating a ban that has already been said.

[MishieMoo]

I ban you because of apples.

[Julia]

I ban you for living in outer space.

[Shantred]

I ban you for having a racist banner. "CHICKA pets" Ha! I'm teh funneh.

[Wes]

I ban you for even thinking it was racist.

[Shantred]

I ban you for feeding the trolls!

[MishieMoo]

I ban you for thinking that Trolls need to be fed!

[Shantred]

-Throws Trolls -- Azeroth's Most Dangerous Pet at MishieMoo- I ban you for failing to read your troll manual

[Leah]

I ban you because I feel like it, and at the moment I can't think of a reason other than that.

[Shantred]

I ban you becuase you're simply trying to win an unwinable game

[MishieMoo]

I ban you for thinking that this is merely a game!

[Leah]

I ban you for fussing at Shantred. =P

[Julia]

I ban you because I have to study for bio.

[Leah]

I ban you because I'm in a bad mood right now.
(We were going on a field trip for FFA to see a tractor pull, but guess what? We got out of school for snow today...)

[Julia]

I ban you because I am so excited that I got my braces off.

[Leah]

I ban you for bragging about getting your braces off!

(I still have mine, and congratulations by the way)

[Julia]

Thanks.
I ban you for having your braces on still
(Im sorry that you have your braces on still)

[Leah]

That is okay. XD
I ban you for being online!

[Ken]

I ban you for having Rekkia: Coming Soon! in your signature.

[cng885]

I ban you for not having at least 50 posts!

[Shantred]

I ban you for tempting me to click on your siggy
EDIT: got pre-posted. But I ban you for not making sense!

[cng885]

I ban you for not comprehending my ban!

[Shantred]

(I comprehended, but didn't understand because Ken has 210 posts lol)
I ban you for using a word with less than 14 letters but more than 12!

[Ken]

I ban you for causing trouble. *joking*

[Leah]

I ban you for not taking your ban seriously. =)

[Ken]

I ban you for being from Kentucky.

[Leah]

I ban you for being from a state neighboring Kentucky.

[Wes]

I ban you for 1,610 posts ;)

[Shantred]

I ban you for being incorrect in the fact that she really only has 1609. Don't believe me? I have screenies :P

[Leah]

I'll ban you because I'll have 1610 posts when this is posted.

[Shantred]

I ban you for assuming I care. =O

[cng885]

I ban you for being rude!

[Leah]

I ban you for not having an avatar.

Edit: I ban CNG for beating my score at Asteroids.

[xtmx]

I ban you because no-one believes that A-T exists.

[Julia]

I ban you because you have more credits than me.

[Shantred]

I ban you because I'm not quite sure of the point of credits. o.o

[Talisman13]

I ban you because you didn't know that credits are used for buying living avatars.

[Julia]

I ban you because you live in canada.

[Shantred]

I ban you because you have a little green status button. HULK ANGRY!!!

[Julia]

I ban you because you dont have an avitar.

[Shantred]

Okay...wait...didn't Leah just try and ban me for that? I Ban you for being a repeat offender!

[Wes]

I ban you for banning Julia.
-pwn'd-

[Shantred]

Ouch. He pulled out the super special Super Mod banstick. I ban you for the Colloquialism "pwn".(though I'm quite guilty of it myself)

[Racooneke]

I ban you for saying a sentance before posting your "I ban you for" thing.

[Wes]

I ban you for having a fuzzy raccoon avatar.

[Shantred]

I ban you for using AIM.

[Leah]

I ban all of you for letting the 1000 posts board die for a while.

[Shantred]

I ban you for having the patience to be the simon champion

[Leah]

I ban you for not liking the Simon game.

[Julia]

I ban you for beating me at the simon game. I was the champion before thanks a alot. I also ban you for being a moderator.

[MishieMoo]

I ban you because VPL just reached 3000 members =)

[Leah]

I ban you for noticing that we reached 3k members before I did. XD

[Julia]

I ban you because I have to ban you again.

[Leah]

I'll ban you because VPL is getting very close to 100k members. =)

[Julia]

I ban you because you already said that.

[Leah]

I ban you because I hadn't said anything about 100k posts until then, you were mistaken.

[Julia]

I ban you because stop bringing it up.

[Leah]

I ban you for having a signature advertising Chickapets.

[Shantred]

I ban you because the rules of the game say I can.

[summer109]

i bann you for being weird

[Leah]

I ban you for being from Coram. (Wherever that is.)

[Shantred]

I ban you for not knowing where Coram is.

[Leah]

I ban you because you can now use the arcade since you passed 50 posts.

[Shantred]

O_O I was WONDERING why the arcade link wasn't around. And actually, I've already used it. This forum doesn't keep you from using it. Just hides the link. xD
And now for something unheard of: I ban you for being helpful.

[Leah]

I ban you because I feel I need to apologize for being helpful. XD

[Shantred]

I ban you for guilt. We are robots. Feelings not have we. xD

[MishieMoo]

I ban you for saying that robots talk like Yoda!

[Leah]

I ban you for living in Outer Space.

[Shantred]

I ban you for reminding me of Yoda. Little green men scare me.(Not really, but it's definately an interesting reason to ban someone)

[Leah]

I ban you for making the 213th post on this board.

[Shantred]

I ban you because I'm upset that I only tied with abstraction for 3000. I meant to beat him by 1 but tragically miscounted and only tied him :(

[Leah]

Were you playing Moon Lander?

I ban you for not beating the current high score.

[Julia]

I ban you because I have a stomach ace.

[Leah]

I'll ban you because I'm tired.

[Julia]

I ban you because I dont know what to ban you for?

[Wes]

I ban you because I have the flu and not in a very good mood ;P

[Shantred]

I ban you for being irritable.

[Leah]

I'll ban you for posting 8 minutes ago.

[Shantred]

I ban you because I now have a championship under my belt!

[Leah]

I'll ban you because I feel like saying congratulations to you.

[Shantred]

I ban you for feeling friendly

[Leah]

I ban you for being the Moon Lander Champ.

[Shantred]

I ban you for being the breakout, tetris, simon champ.

[Julia]

I ban you because Im going to beat you in moon lander.

[Shantred]

I ban you because I'll just beat you afterwards. AND because I'm also the breakout champ :)

[Julia]

I ban you becuase I am not having the patince for that game.

[Shantred]

I ban you for seeing EXACTLY why nobody goes for that score lol

[Julia]

Its easy. But it takes forever.
I ban you becuse I dont know what to ban you for.

[Shantred]

I ban you because no one else is around to see (only 1 active in this thread)

[Julia]

I ban you for joining this month.

[Shantred]

I ban you because there is no possibly way to win at hexxagon and it pisses me off.

[Julia]

I ban you because my cat stole my place on the bed.

[anonym]

I ban you because you have more posts than me!

[Leah]

I ban you for joining in January.

[Shantred]

I ban you because I just woke up

[Leah]

I ban you for just beating my Breakout score. =/

[Shantred]

I ban you for not realizing it sooner. I beat it last night =P

[Leah]

I ban you because I'm getting ready to beat your score. :P

[Shantred]

I ban you because I'll take it back :P

[Leah]

I ban you because I just tried, and failed, to beat the high score. XD

[Shantred]

I ban you because that makes me happy ^-^

[Leah]

I ban you because I'll be trying again later. :P

[Shantred]

I ban you because I can't get a hold of my girlfriend. Rawr.

[Leah]

I ban you because I need to make a signature but I don't feel like it.

[Shantred]

I ban you because I'm cranky.

[Leah]

I ban you for being a member less than a week,