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uglytrolls
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uglytrolls

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uglytrolls was last seen:
Jan 30, 2015 at 4:01 AM
    1. Gabby
      Gabby
      Do you listen to Pink Floyd at all? Looking at your art reminds me of it..
    2. Asphodel
      Asphodel
      Lookie here I found some puffmuffin named eridan.
    3. Asphodel
      Asphodel
      Lookie here I found some puffmuffin named eridan.
    4. Gabby
      Gabby
      Ohohoh! Thanks for showing me that :c
      And also, I sent you a message :3
    5. Gabby
      Gabby
      Ohohoh! Thanks for showing me that :c
      And also, I sent you a message :3
    6. Gabby
      Gabby
      I love your signature
    7. Gabby
      Gabby
      I love your signature
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    Gender:
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    Tumblr:
    http://uglytrolls.tumblr.com
    Deviantart:
    http://uglytrolls.deviantart.com
    I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

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