...the biggest bloody spider ever, runs across the floor at me!
Cue to scream like a girl granted...
Bloody thing's run behind something, I've spent the last 45min trying to find it so I can get it with the deodorant spray can, I can't find the bloody thing, my heart beat is racing, I can feel my heart pounding in my chest.
My skin feels like its crawling all over me.
I can't turn the living room light out because it then means having to walk across the room in the dark to get to my room, no way am I walking across a dark room when that thing's in there.
Shut my bedroom door, and how handy the door doesn't close properly, the bottom bit is too wide to fit in the gap.
On top of that, I am now WIDE AWAKE and can't even so much as think about sleeping.
Times like this I wish I had a hoover, cause it would be straight up that thing in under 3 seconds.