Most Common Lies

[SpunkiSpirou]

Pretty funny this cause I've used some of them:

1. I won't laugh, I promise.
2. Your table will be ready in a few minutes.
3. I'm just kidding.
4. I never got your text.
5. I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.
6. You will need to know this later in life.
7. I'm fine.
8. Okay, just one more episode.
9. I'm on my way.
10. Sorry, my parents said no.

5, 7, 8 and 9 I have used before. How about you?

[Jinxx]

5 is like.... number one lie for everyone! lol

but I've used: 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10

[FallenAngel]

"I'm fine" is my most common lie.

[cpvr]

"I'm fine" is my most common lie.

That's one of mine as well. Sometimes I hate talking about what's on my mind.

Saying you like/love something and you really don't.
Telling people you're from somewhere but you're really not.
Telling people that you're skilled - especially for a new job when you're not.

[cpvr]

Here are some more:
I'm broke, but I have money... Then, why say you're broke?
I don't have any gas.. Yet, you have a full tank. I clearly see that. But, gas money is important.
"I don't use photoshop on my pictures", yea, clearly you don't. We've seen you in person, your photos look way different.
"I hate that shit" - yet they still play it, or tell people about it.
"I don't know why that's still there... " - Too lazy to clean it, maybe?
"I'm lazy, I won't do shit.." Yup, a good lie. I do it too.
"The TV broke, but I didn't do it"... Oh, but you were the only one in the room when it broke?
"I know what's best for you..."
"I know you like the back of my hand", so you slapped me with a back hand?

Anyone have lies that have been told to them, or heard people saying?
@Daxter @Gabby @Paulmer @Lewis @viropets

[RaceTrackRuler]

It's not me it's you!

[uglytrolls]

yes i am at least 18 years old

[Kululu]

"5. I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."*

lol I don't think I have ever in my life read a whole ToS. Just skim over, see what's bolded.

Oddly, I haven't done most on the list, or very rarely

[cpvr]

"5. I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."*

lol I don't think I have ever in my life read a whole ToS. Just skim over, see what's bolded.

Oddly, I haven't done most on the list, or very rarely

You're not the only one, I do the same thing.

"No offense, but I mean no harm" - usually when this is said, it'll be offensive.
"I'm watching that, don't touch the TV", then why are your eyes shutting? That's my lie everytime I'm passing out and I'm watching something. My girlfriend is always like "But, you're not watching it, you're falling asleep." I'm like "I'm not asleep yet, I'm still watching yet.."

XDDDDDDDDDD

[Evolution]

My biggest one is I am fine or good when I am really not.