Corrupt a Wish

[Mochalada]

Granted, but you suddenly realize you would rather be a police officer and it is useless.

I wish I had a hamster.

[Lilly3]

Granted, but another hamster eats your hamster shortly after adopting.

I wish summer was halfway over.

@Evolution

[Evolution]

Granted but you would have to go to bed at 7pm.

I wish that it was hot here.

@Lilly3

[cpvr]

Granted because there's too much heat in Texas.

I wish I slept more.

[veisavis]

Granted, but you're still tired (not to mention, still have eyebags, and look like you haven't slept more...).

I wish I had more polymer clay.

[Gabby]

Granted, but the polymer clay is stolen by a ninja in the middle of the night.

I wish I was doing better in Chemistry

[cpvr]

That's not possible because I'm not a geometry teacher.

I wish we had over 100k posts

[Lion]

@cpvr Granted, But it is negative 100k posts.

I wish I could see Carlos in real life.

[Gabby]

Granted, but it turns out to be a different Carlos entirely.

I wish I had joined a year ago..

[Dawnshadow]

Granted but then you lost your account due to a hacker so you had to start all over anyways. :/

I wish I had more motivation.