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Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'The Playhouse' started by Someone, Apr 1, 2012.

  1. Someone

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    Just as the title says.

    For example:
    Poster 1: I wish that it was summer already.
    Poster 2: Granted, but it's the 31st of August.
    I wish I had inspiration.




    I wish I could finish my NaNoWriMo novel. :p
     
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    Granted, but the novel stinks and nobody is ever going to read it.

    I wish I could be a real artificial humanoid.
     
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    Yeah, you will, but it won't be finished until August 2013...
     
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    Granted, but this isn't Ghost in Shell where you could transfer your brain into an artificial body.

    I wish I could drive.
     
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    Granted, but you're inexperienced and get into a huge wreck first thing.

    I wish I could draw more quickly with the same skill.
     
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    Granted, but your hand goes haywire drawing billions of things and you end up with a broken hand.

    I wish I had no acne.
     
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    Granted, but everyone now notices how big your nose is and that you have a unibrow that grows like the speed of light.

    I wish that Quickman was real.
     
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    Granted, but Quickman is a cartoon and therefor cannot be real.

    I wish I could be a dragon.
     
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    Granted, but you can only fly.

    I wish I had millions of bucks :style
     
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    Granted, but you'll probably only end up with 1/3 of the money cause of taxes.

    I wish I could shoot lazer beams but make tasty food appear.
     
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    Kowskii your response to Quickman made me sad. : (

    Granted, but it burns all the tasty food.

    I wish that PS4s didn't have that stupid DRM thing.
     
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    Granted, but now no companies want to sell their games for PS4 and you have nothing to play. :(


    I wish I could learn 3D modelling.
     
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    Granted, but your modelling crumbles.

    I wish I could afford my dads meds.
     
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    Granted, but suddenly you realize there is a better alternative that costs much less.

    I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich.
     
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    Granted, But your bread is burnt!

    I wish I had an extra 3 hours a day.
     
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    Granted, but this means you live for fewer days and work hours are increased to compensate for those 3 hours.

    I wish Kami was here >|
     
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    Granted :3 <3 But I angry for reason below:

    I wish they weren't remaking Total Recall >:C //won't be granted
     
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    Granted, but only because they're claiming it isn't a remake. BD

    I wish I could type even faster.
     
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    Granted! But as you type faster and faster, your finger bones begin to break, so you have to resort to a stubby hand. =(

    I wish I had a horse. =)
     
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    HandGrow! Apply directly to the nubs. Right?

    Granted, but it doesn't have enough space to be wild and free, so you feel bad for it every day.

    I wish that I had less work to do.
     
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